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A Morter is a loudmouth who loses his mind over tiny problems and can't stop yelling about them. He’s a drama queen with a short temper and a weak bladder.
I got bumped by a kid and now I’m screaming in the hallway like I got stabbed.
He flipped out because his coffee was cold. I had to pour it down the drain just to make him stop.
He cried when his video game got paused. I’ve seen tougher people get knocked out by a donkey.