Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A morris is a brainless idiot or a sassy puppy who thinks it’s the boss.

My buddy’s a morris, he failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.

That dog won’t stop barking at the mailman. Total morris.

I called my teacher a morris because she let the class eat pizza for lunch.

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To morrie your project is to hand it to someone who’ll make it look like a million bucks.

I morrified my essay and now it’s the best one in the class.

She morrified my project and it got an A+.

He morrified my report and now it’s going to be published.

3

The hottest guy ever, a beast with a brain, a total legend, and the kind of guy who makes women swoon.

That guy at the gym is a morris, he’s got a six-pack and a PhD.

He’s a morris, he’s got a big brain and a bigger ego.

That morris just stared at me and I lost my mind.

4

A morry is someone who works until they drop dead just to make sure you’re happy.

My mom is a morry, she works 10 hours a day and still cooks dinner.

He’s a morry, he works nonstop and never sleeps.

That morry made my birthday cake and it was perfect.

5

Cool, hot, sexy, smart, and a total lover, this guy’s got it all.

That guy is a morris, he’s got the looks and the brains.

She’s a morris, she’s smart and she’s got the body.

He’s a morris, he’s the best at everything.

6

Morry is a super nice person who will slap you so hard if you ever mess with her.

Morry is my best friend, she’s super kind but will punch you if you’re rude.

Don’t mess with Morry, she’s got a temper and she’s not afraid to use it.

Morry passed me in the hallway and said, 'Don’t even think about it.'

7

Can’t win a gulag. That’s just a fact. Period.

He tried to win a gulag and failed. Total morris.

She tried to win a gulag and lost. Period.

They tried to win a gulag and got laughed out of the room.