A morning Bro

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a man who drinks coffee like it's his job and makes complex stuff sound like it's stupid.
Bro: 'The economy is just a fancy word for my bank account.'
Bro: 'Quantum physics? That's just when your coffee gets cold and you're still confused.'
Bro: 'Life's too short for long explanations. I'm drinking coffee, and I'm winning.'
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a guy who thinks coffee is the only thing that matters and laughs at your problems like they're jokes.
Bro: 'You're worried about a broken printer? I'm worried about my coffee not being hot enough.'
Bro: 'You have a problem? I have a coffee. You're doomed.'
Bro: 'Your life is complicated? I'm complicated. But I also have coffee.'
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the type of man who would fight you for the last coffee bean and explain why it's the best one.
Bro: 'That coffee bean is a warrior. You don't deserve it.'
Bro: 'You took the last one? I'll fight you for it. And I'll win.'
Bro: 'This bean is like a king. You're just a peasant who stole his crown.'
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