A Moriarty

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The real deal. James 'Jim' Moriarty. A consulting criminal who made up Richard Brook to fool you. He's a fake, and you're a sucker for it.

'You think Richard Brook is real? Pfft. Jim Moriarty is the real reason I drink at 3 PM.'

'Jim Moriarty is the only reason I passed my math test. He's that good.'

'Jim Moriarty is the reason I hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And every day after that.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you shout out one random word or phrase in a sentence just to make things dramatic and annoying.

'I JUST HATE MY MOTHER!'

'He WAS THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!'

'I WILL KILL YOU WITH A SPONGE!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A cute, suited man with a thick Irish accent. He looks friendly and innocent, but he's got a past full of lies and murder.

'He walks in like he owns the place. Then he tells me I failed.'

'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I will ruin your life.''

'He said 'I'm just a geography teacher' and I believed him. Then he spilled coffee on me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Glasgow slang for a party. Usually happens when you buy a 'cargo', which is just a fancy way of saying you're buying Buckfast Tonic Wine, and then you get really drunk.

'We had a party. Then we had a cargo. Then we had a problem.'

'Cargo = Buckfast = party = hangover = life.'

'She came to the party. She bought a cargo. She became the cargo.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jim Moriarty is the best villain you could ever watch. He's scary, funny, and he knows how to play with your head.

'He’s like a spider. He weaves a web, and you’re stuck in it.'

'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I will ruin your life.''

'He’s the only villain who makes me laugh. And then cry.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jim Moriarty is the most sexy, annoying, and evil villain ever. He breaks everything, but you still love him. He's a massive bitch, but he's also a sexy motherf**ker.

'He’s the reason I stay up until 2 AM writing fanfictions.'

'He's the reason I'm in love with a man who wants me dead.'

'He’s the most annoying, sexy, evil motherf**ker I’ve ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A suicidal, sweaty, ginger, immigrant geography teacher who hates everything. He gets mental breakdowns when his students bully him.

'He spilled coffee on his shirt and cried in front of the class.'

'He got bullied by his year 7 class and he broke down in the middle of a lesson.'

'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I just want to die.''

by Slangipedia 16d ago