A month of Mondays

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A month of Mondays is when you get stuck with four weeks of pure misery

I came to work on Monday and realized it was the first of the month. My soul died.

My boss said, 'We're starting the month today!' I replied, 'No, we're starting the torture.'

My Monday started with a flat tire, a dead coffee maker, and my cat judging me.

A month of Mondays is like getting four shots of bad coffee in the morning

I woke up on Monday and knew this was going to be a long month.

My Monday started with a meeting and ended with a migraine.

I asked my coworker if it was Monday yet. She said, 'No, but it feels like it.'

A month of Mondays is when you get four weeks of pure hell because you didn't pay attention

My Monday started with my boss yelling, 'Why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that? Why are you still here?'

I thought Monday was a day off. Turns out it was the start of a whole month of pain.

I got to work on Monday and realized I had four more Mondays to go. My brain exploded.