a monster in paris

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A terrible movie where a creepy monster tries to make a French singer his girlfriend, but she turns out to be the one controlling him like a puppet, and it’s all based on a really bad version of The Phantom of the Opera.

I watched it once. My eyes were bleeding by the end.

My cousin said it was the worst movie ever. I believed him.

I fell asleep during it. I don’t even know why I started watching it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A movie where a monster in Paris is obsessed with a French singer, and she’s actually the one pulling his strings, like a sneaky puppet master, and it’s basically The Phantom of the Opera but worse.

My dog watched it and started howling.

I tried to explain it to my brother. He just walked out.

It’s like The Phantom of the Opera got hit by a bus and then fell into a lake.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A movie about a monster in Paris who falls for a French singer, but she’s really the one in charge, like a sneaky puppeteer, and it’s a terrible version of The Phantom of the Opera that no one should have to watch.

I watched it with my mom. She cried. I didn’t know why.

My teacher made me watch it for homework. I failed math because of it.

I watched it and then I screamed at the TV. It was that bad.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago