A Monkeyfuck

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A person who takes a squirrel and shoves it up a monkey's ass like it's a prank gone wrong
My neighbor took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a horror movie.
At the zoo, a kid took a squirrel and shoved it up a monkey's ass for no reason.
The guy at the bar took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a bet.
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When you light a cigarette with a bud that's already on fire and you're too lazy to just use a lighter
I lit my cigarette with a lit bud because I was too lazy to use a lighter.
My friend lit his cigarette with my lit bud because he didn’t want to buy a lighter.
I tried to light my cigarette with a lit bud and burned my finger.
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A total mess, like when a monkey fucks or a fuck happens from a monkey. Either way, it's a disaster.
That party was a total mess, like a monkeyfuck from hell.
The food was a disaster, like a monkeyfuck of bad cooking.
The morning after the party was a total disaster, like a monkeyfuck from the inside.
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When you make a bunch of people work on a problem that's so small it's not even worth their time
My boss made us all work on a tiny problem that didn’t even matter.
The teacher made the whole class solve a tiny math problem just to make us work.
They made ten people work on a problem that was just a typo.
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When you light your cigarette using someone else's lit cigarette, and they have to have it in their mouth for it to count
I lit my cigarette from my friend's lit cigarette while he was still smoking.
At the bar, I lit my cigarette from someone’s lit cigarette while they were talking.
I tried to light my cigarette from someone else’s, but they weren’t smoking.
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A person who takes a monkey and fucks it like it's the best thing they ever did
My friend fucked a monkey like it was the best day of his life.
The guy at the park fucked a monkey like it was a concert.
I saw a guy fuck a monkey and it was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
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A guy who does silly pranks and is annoying, but not so much that he's a motherfucker
That kid did silly pranks all day, but he wasn’t a motherfucker.
My friend pulled silly pranks and was annoying but not too bad.
The guy next door does silly pranks, but he's not a motherfucker.
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