Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the human version of a zombie that walked out of bed and forgot how to brush their teeth

My cousin looked like he had been hit by a bus and then left outside in the snow for three days.

My dog looked at me like I had betrayed him.

My neighbor’s kid came to school with hair like a raccoon and a shirt that was inside out.

2

the night the library turns into a dance party because all the Mondays (African Americans) decide they’re too cool for school

The library was so loud I thought the librarian was going to have a heart attack.

I saw a group of kids doing the cha-cha in the middle of the math section.

The librarian was yelling, 'I’m not going to let you turn this into a nightclub!'

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3

the day you get hit with the truth that work is coming and you might not survive it

I looked at my calendar and screamed like I just got fired.

My coworker cried in the breakroom because Monday had arrived.

I considered moving to Mars just to get away from this day.

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4

the day kids run away from school like it’s a prison and they’re the ones being tortured

My brother screamed, 'I would rather be in jail than go to school!'

My friend cried in the hallway like she was being sent to a desert island.

I saw a kid running away from the school like it was on fire.

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5

the day that hurts so much it should be exiled from the week and never allowed to return

I felt like my soul was being ripped out by a group of monkeys.

My coworker said, 'I would rather be chased by a bear than have Monday again.'

My dog hid under the couch and refused to come out.

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6

the worst day of the week that should be banned from existence and thrown into a trash can with a curse

My friend said, 'Monday is like a curse from the devil himself.'

I threw my cereal at the wall because I hated Monday so much.

I texted my mom, 'I’m not coming home until Tuesday.'

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7

the day that takes up one seventh of your life and is completely useless

I said, 'Monday is the worst part of my life, and I live it every week.'

My dog looked at me like I was wasting my life on this day.

I texted my friend, 'Monday is like a useless toy that no one wants.'

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8

The night the library turns into a party for African Americans who would rather chat than study. They’re there for fun, not for work.

I came to study and got distracted by my homie’s text thread.

The library was louder than my mom’s screaming on Sunday.

I tried to read and got lost in a group chat.

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9

A day that hits you like a truck and makes you wish you were someone else. You look at the week and it’s just all work and no fun.

My Monday started with my boss saying, ‘We’ve got a lot to do.’

I saw the week and screamed, ‘No way.’

I tried to fake being happy and failed.

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10

The day kids hate because it means school is back and they’re stuck with the same old boring stuff.

I got a text from my friend: ‘School’s back. I’m dead.’

My mom said, ‘You better not be late again.’

I walked into school like I was walking into prison.

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11

The worst day of the week. It’s like the week is telling you to go die.

My Monday was so bad, I texted my friend and said, ‘I want to quit life.’

I walked in and thought, ‘This is the day I die.’

My brain said, ‘No more.’

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12

A day that feels like it’s wasting your life. It’s like the week is saying, ‘You’re stuck with me.’

I texted my friend, ‘Monday is the worst.’

I looked at the week and said, ‘Why me?’

I felt like my life was going down the drain.

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13

The day the world gives you the worst possible message. It’s like the universe is telling you to shut up and go die.

My Monday started with my mom screaming, ‘You’re going to school today!’

I got a text that said, ‘Monday = death.’

My brain said, ‘Why is this happening to me?’

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