a mommy guard

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A mom who fights for her son like he's the last pizza slice. The kid gets powers when his mom is around and starts talking trash and hitting you while his mom screams at you and calls the cops. The kid is a total failure who thinks he's cool because he plays a video game all day and has never had a real life.
My son got beat up? That's not fair! I'm calling the cops and getting my dog ready to rip your face off!
He's not even cool! He's just a kid who plays CODMOW 2 and thinks he's the king of the world.
You think you're tough? Wait till my dog shows up and your face gets eaten.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A mom who saves her son from a beating like he's the chosen one. The kid thinks he's invincible and starts bragging and fighting you while his mom yells at you and calls the cops. The kid is a total loser who thinks he's cool but actually has no life and just plays video games all day.
You think you can beat up my son? I'll call the cops and let my dog rip your face off!
He's not even cool! He plays CODMOW 2 and thinks he's the best at it!
You're just a loser who thinks he's cool because he plays a video game.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A mom who fights for her son like he's the last hope of humanity. The kid gets powers and starts acting like a boss while his mom yells and calls the cops. The kid is a total failure who plays a video game all day and still thinks he's the best.
My son got beat up? I'm calling the cops and getting my dog ready to attack you!
He's not even cool! He plays CODMOW 2 and thinks he's the best in the world.
You're just a loser who plays a video game and thinks he's cool.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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