A Mollie

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A Mollie is a kid who still acts like a toddler. They’re the ones who giggle at their own jokes and trip over their own feet.

Hey kid, you a Mollie? You act like you just learned how to walk!

I swear, if you trip again, I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll pee my pants.

You’re a Mollie, aren’t you? You’re still acting like you’re five.

A Mollie is a clumsy mess who’s also your best friend. They’ll fight for you like a crazy person if someone messes with you.

That girl? She’s a Mollie. She tripped into a cake and still fought the guy who laughed at her.

My Mollie friend knocked over a table and then tackled the guy who said she was ugly.

She’s a Mollie. She once tackled a guy who said she was a ‘disaster’.

A Mollie is the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen. She’s smart, funny, and makes your heart race when she smiles.

She’s a Mollie. I swear, when she smiles, it’s like the sun just came out.

My Mollie is the most beautiful girl in school. She makes me nervous just looking at her.

She’s a Mollie. I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s perfect.

A Mollie is kind but will yell at you if you’re a jerk. She’s cute, insecure, and loves to sing in the shower.

That Mollie? She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll yell at you like a mad woman.

My Mollie is super cute, but she thinks she’s ugly. She sings in the shower and loves it.

She’s a Mollie. She’ll be your friend if you’re nice. If you’re a jerk? She’ll laugh at you.

A Mollie is a drug that makes you feel awesome. It’s like a party in your brain and it’s super popular.

Molly’s the drug you take to feel like a god. It’s everywhere at parties.

That pill is Molly. It’s like a brain party and it hits you hard.

Molly’s the drug you take to feel awesome and then go home and think you’re the best person in the world.

A Mollie is the perfect person who’s smart, funny, and will love you forever if you let her.

That girl’s a Mollie. She’s smart, funny, and I’d follow her anywhere.

My Mollie is the best. She’s smart, loves me, and I’d never leave her.

She’s a Mollie. She’s perfect. If you hurt her, you’ll regret it.

A Mollie is a friend who’s super smart and will beat you in every test. She’s pretty, kind, and loves to cook.

My Mollie friend is the smartest in class. She’ll beat you in every test and still laugh at you.

That Mollie is not only smart, she’s a great cook. I once ate a cake she made and it was awesome.

She’s a Mollie. She’s smart, kind, and she makes the best cookies.