A Moerdyk ting

My cousin is a Moerdyk ting. She eats pizza for breakfast and still looks like a blob.

That girl in my math class is a Moerdyk ting. She smells like old socks and regret.

My mom says I’m a Moerdyk ting. I don’t know what that means but I’m gonna fight her about it.

My teacher called me a Moerdyk ting because I wore socks to school. I just wanted to be comfortable.

My friend’s girlfriend is a Moerdyk ting. She eats tacos at 2 a. m. and still looks like a mess.

My brother said I’m a Moerdyk ting. I told him I’d punch him if he said it again.

My neighbor is a Moerdyk ting. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still looks like a mountain.

My mom’s best friend is a Moerdyk ting. She’s so big, she takes up two seats on the bus.

I told my dad he was a Moerdyk ting. He said I was just jealous he doesn’t eat ice cream for dinner.

My grandma is a Moerdyk ting. She doesn’t brush her hair and still looks like a ghost.

My friend’s mom is a Moerdyk ting. She eats donuts for lunch and still looks like a monster.

My teacher called me a Moerdyk ting because I didn’t do my homework. I said I’d fail her instead.

My aunt is a Moerdyk ting. She eats soup for dinner and still smells like a trash can.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a Moerdyk ting. She eats a whole cake by herself and still looks like a mess.

My dad told me I was a Moerdyk ting. I said I’d eat him if he said it again.