A Moe Gus

Moe Gus walked into the room and everyone backed away. He had on the same shirt from 2012.

Moe Gus claimed he was the best at chess. He lost to a kid who plays on a phone.

Moe Gus tried to flirt with the waitress. She gave him a look like he just asked for a root canal.

Moe Gus was arguing with his shadow. It didn’t back down.

Moe Gus said the moon was a conspiracy. No one believed him.

Moe Gus tried to explain his life story to a dog. The dog just barked.

Moe Gus ate a sandwich from 2019. He called it 'a masterpiece of flavor.'

Moe Gus tried to cook. The smoke alarm cried for help.

Moe Gus brought a bag of moldy chips to a party. No one asked for seconds.

Moe Gus texted 10 people. None of them replied. He still thinks they’re busy.

Moe Gus tried to start a conversation with a wall. It just stood there.

Moe Gus called his mom. She hung up. He didn’t notice.

Moe Gus wore a pink sock and a green sock. He called it 'colorful.'

Moe Gus tried to wear one sock. It was a tragedy.

Moe Gus’s socks were from different decades. He said it was 'vintage.'