A Model Ford

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A Model Ford is a lousy old car that your grandpa drove to the shops. It’s now only driven by posers who think they’re cool. The best version is flat black with orange wheels, like someone threw up glitter and a traffic cone.
My A Model Ford broke down 3 times today. I’m gonna kill it.
That A Model Ford is so old, it’s got more rust than my uncle’s soul.
I drove my A Model Ford to the store. The car was louder than my sister’s screaming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Model Ford is also a bunch of hot models who think they’re the best. If you ask them about cars, they’ll slap you and tell you they’re too busy being pretty to care about engines.
I asked my Ford model about cars. She slapped me and said, 'I’m too pretty for that.'
That Ford model is so hot, she could make a car fall in love with her.
The Ford model walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. Then she slapped me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Model Ford is also a car that was stolen from a guy who made revolvers. Henry Ford copied the idea and made everyone mad. Now the car is a legend, but it’s also a joke.
Henry Ford stole the idea from a revolver guy. That’s like stealing pizza from a kid.
The A Model Ford is so old, it’s got more history than my grandma’s stories.
I’d rather be shot by a revolver than drive an A Model Ford.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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