A Mitsubishi

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When a car company stops making cool cars and starts making boring electric SUVs that look like they were designed by a blind man. Everyone forgets how awesome the old models were, and now the brand is just a shadow of its former self.

My cousin bought a new Mitsubishi SUV and now his life is over.

I used to love Mitsubishi, now I just hate them.

My dad said, 'Why would anyone buy that?' and I said, 'Why would anyone not?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A legendary pill from the '90s that was so good, it was copied by everyone, even the guy who sold you the pills. It was like the Doves of the ecstasy world, but way better.

My friend took a Mitsubishi and said it was like getting a Nobel Prize.

I tried a Mitsubishi and it was the best day of my life.

My sister's first time with a Mitsubishi was like a concert, and she was the front row.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A company that tried to kill us all in the '40s, but now makes cool cars and even sells fish. Yeah, fish. They’re the biggest company in Japan, and they’ve got a thing for killing people and selling stuff.

My uncle said, 'Mitsubishi makes fish, and I believe him.'

I think they sell fish and cars and I'm confused.

Mitsubishi sells fish and they're not even sorry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A car company that had some good stuff in the '90s, but then they tried to replace the 3000GT with the Eclipse, and it was like watching your best friend fail a test.

I tried the Eclipse and it was like a bad breakup.

My brother said, 'That car is a disgrace.'

The Eclipse was the worst car ever, and I know that for sure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A cool Japanese car company that makes rally cars, awesome sports cars, and even some cool sedans. The Evolution is a beast, and the Galant Vr-4 is like the cool older brother.

My cousin drives an Evolution and he's the fastest kid in the neighborhood.

The Galant Vr-4 is like the car version of a superhero.

The Mirage is like the little brother who kicks your ass.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Japanese word that means three diamonds, and also a huge company that makes cars, TVs, planes, ships, and even tuna. Americans still pronounce it wrong, just like they do with karate.

My teacher said, 'Mitsubishi is three diamonds, and I don't even know why.'

I thought it was 'Mish-bu-shi' and now I feel stupid.

Mitsubishi makes tuna and I'm not even mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A giant company that used to make people work like slaves in Korea, and now they make cars and TVs. They even still make planes for the military, and they’re still not paying anyone for the stuff they did.

My cousin said, 'Mitsubishi is like the evil stepmom of the car world.'

They used to make people work like dogs and now they make fish and cars.

I think they’re still guilty and they just don’t care.

by Slangipedia 16d ago