A Missile

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A missile is like a confused kid who knows exactly where it isn't, but has no idea where it is. It subtracts stuff in its head until it gets where it needs to be, even if that place is totally made up.
My missile hit the moon and came back with a coupon for free tacos.
This missile took a wrong turn and ended up in my mom's closet.
The missile got lost and started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A missile is a smartass piece of tech that thinks it’s the boss. It knows where it isn’t, and it uses that to pretend it knows where it is, even if it’s just guessing.
This missile took out my neighbor’s cat and then took a nap.
My missile thought it was a laser pointer and started chasing a dog.
The missile got distracted by a donut and missed its target entirely.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A missile is another word for a big hard erection. It’s not just a missile, it’s a statement.
He said it was a missile, but I knew it was just a big one.
She sent a missile in the mail and got a thank-you note.
That guy walked in with a missile and the whole room gasped.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A missile is a soccer player who kicks the ball like it owes him money. He doesn’t think, he just hits it as hard as he can.
That kid kicked the ball like it was his last meal.
He missed the ball entirely and hit the coach instead.
He kicked the ball so hard it became a missile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A missile is like a pair of giant breasts. It’s not just big, it’s legendary.
She walked in and the whole room became a missile.
That woman had a missile and it was a vibe.
The missile was so big it blocked the sun.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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In Baltimore, a missile is a bag of raw heroin so good it could make you cry. If it’s good enough, it’s a missile. If it’s not, it’s just a regular bag of problems.
I got a missile and it felt like a hug from God.
That missile was so good, it made my dog high.
He said it was a missile, but I just got a headache.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A missile is something so good it’s like a five-star meal, a perfect sunset, and a million bucks all in one. It’s the best thing ever.
That pizza was a missile, I ate it and forgot my problems.
She was a missile and I got distracted.
That movie was so good it was a missile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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