a miss kinz

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a chunky woman who can't keep her mouth shut and smells like old pizza
She stuck her nose in my business and asked why I failed math. I told her I had a life.
She yelled at the bus driver for no reason. The bus driver yelled back. Now the whole bus is mad.
She tried to tell my mom my secrets. My mom gave her a look that could melt ice cream.
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a big lady who talks too much and thinks she's the boss of everything
She tried to tell me how to play video games. I beat her at it. She was surprised.
She showed up at my school and told my teacher she was my aunt. She wasn't.
She took over my lunch table. Now I have to eat with her and her ugly friend.
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a heavy woman who won't stop talking and smells like she lives in a trash can
She came to my house and didn't leave. She talked about her cat for 2 hours.
She texted me 10 times in one day. I blocked her. Now she's mad.
She sat next to me on the bus and told me her whole life story. I fell asleep.
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