a miserable little pile of secrets

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A guy who smells like old socks and lies. He’s the kind of man who hides his failures in a shoebox.

My uncle is a miserable little pile of secrets. He failed at everything and still thinks he's cool.

The guy at the bar told me he’s a CEO. I believe him. He smells like a CEO.

My dad says he’s rich. He’s not. He’s a miserable little pile of secrets.

A man who’s got more secrets than a priest. He’s the kind of guy who tells you his life story and then lies about it.

He told me he was a spy. I believe him. He’s a miserable little pile of secrets.

My neighbor says he’s a rockstar. He’s got a guitar. It’s broken.

He told me he won the lottery. He’s got a ticket. It’s for a different number.

A man who stinks of regret and bad decisions. He’s got secrets stacked like dirty laundry.

He said he’s a billionaire. He’s got a piggy bank. It’s full of nickels.

He told me he’s a hero. He’s got a scar. It’s from a fight with his mom.

He says he’s a legend. He’s got a hat. It’s falling apart.