a minute

I've been waiting for this game for a minute. I mean, like, I've been waiting since 2015.

My mom said I could have a minute to finish my homework. I'm still doing it now.

He said he'd be back in a minute. He's still getting a tattoo.

I said I’d be back in a minute. Now it’s been five years, and I still haven’t come back.

He said it would take a minute to make breakfast. Now it’s been five years and the eggs are still raw.

She said she’d be here in a minute. She showed up five years later with a baby.

I said I’d be back in a minute. Now I’m still out there. Who knows when I’ll come back?

He said he’d be here in a minute. I’ve been waiting for three years and he still hasn’t showed up.

They said it would take a minute to get the food. Now I’ve been waiting since the last century.

I dated her for a minute. She left me for a guy with a better job and a bigger car.

He was my guy for a minute. Now he’s with someone else and I’m still stuck with my old job.

She said we’d be together for a minute. Now I’m still single and she’s married.

I’ve been working on this project for a minute. I don’t even remember when I started.

She’s been eating this cake for a minute. I think she’s going to get diabetes.

He’s been playing video games for a minute. He’s still not done.

I’ve been waiting for this movie for a minute. It’s been five years and I still haven’t seen it.

He said he’d be here in a minute. Now I’ve been waiting for ten years.

She said it would take a minute to get ready. Now it’s been five years and she still hasn’t come.

I said I’d be back in a minute. Now it’s been a year and I’m still not back.

He said it would take a minute to get the food. Now it’s been 20 minutes and I still haven’t eaten.

They said it would take a minute to finish the job. Now it’s been five minutes and the job is still not done.