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a guitar chord that sounds like it was played by a genius, but really just needs a few more fingers
@guitarlessons: 'A minor is the easiest chord ever, but somehow it still looks cool.'
My buddy tried to play A minor and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sock.
I thought I was playing A minor, but it was just me being lazy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a guitar chord that looks like it was drawn by a confused toddler with a crayon and a death wish
My guitar teacher said my A minor looked like a spider was crawling on my strings.
I tried to play A minor, and it looked like I was trying to murder my guitar.
My A minor looked like I had no idea what I was doing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a kid who is not 18 and acts like they're not 18, but they still try to drink and pretend they're not going to get beaten up by a guy who looks like a meathead
My cousin said she was 25 and started drinking, then got tackled by a guy who looked like he just came out of a meat locker.
My friend said she was 25, then got dumped on the floor like a sack of potatoes.
My little brother said he was 25 and tried to drink, then a guy grabbed him and said, 'You're not 25, you're a baby.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the musical key that Jeffrey Epstein probably used to seduce people and make them forget their own names
Jeffrey Epstein probably used A minor to make people forget they were ever alive.
Jeffrey Epstein played A minor and said, 'You're going to remember this forever.'
A minor was the sound of Jeffrey Epstein whispering, 'You'll never escape.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a YouTube channel where two guys from Sacramento ask random people dumb questions and make them look like they just woke up from a coma
They asked a girl, 'If you had to eat a shoe, would you eat it or would you just scream?' and she said, 'I would scream and then eat it.'
They asked a guy, 'If you could be a vegetable, what would you be?' and he said, 'A pickle, because I like being pickled.'
They asked a girl, 'What's your favorite way to die?' and she said, 'I don't know, but I like it.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a word that companies use to describe people who are not white, like they’re trying to make it sound like they’re doing something kind and not just being racist
The company said, 'We are proud of our diversity,' and then hired 3 white people and called them 'minorities.'
The boss said, 'We are promoting a minority,' and it was just a guy who didn’t want to work on the weekends.
They said, 'We have a lot of minorities,' and all the minorities were white.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a person who is younger than a certain age, and that age is usually 18, but sometimes it’s 15 or 21, and they get mad if they can’t do what they want
My brother said he was a minor and couldn’t go to the club, but then he walked out of the club like he owned it.
My little cousin said she was a minor and tried to drink, and then she cried when she got kicked out.
My friend said he was a minor and tried to buy a car, and the dealer said, 'You're not old enough to own a car, but I still want your money.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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