A Mind Beating

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When someone does something super obvious and then lies about it like they're on a mission from God, and your brain explodes from pure rage.

You spill coffee on their shirt and they say it was a miracle.

Your friend eats the last slice of pizza and claims it vanished.

Your mom texts you at 2 a. m. and says she was just checking on you.

It’s when you see someone do something stupid and they act like they’re the smartest person alive, and your mind just screams in agony.

Your cousin fails a test and says it was a trick question.

Your brother drops his phone in a toilet and says it was a ‘bathroom test’.

Your dad texts you and says he was just ‘checking in’ at 3 a. m.

The moment someone does something you saw coming a mile away, and they deny it so hard, your brain just gives up and takes a nap.

You saw your brother steal your snack and he says it was a ‘food emergency’.

Your friend cheated on a test and says it was a ‘study session’.

Your mom says she didn’t eat your sandwich and it was a ‘hunger strike’.

When you know someone did something and they act like they’re innocent, and your brain just loses it and starts yelling.

You saw your brother take your lunch and he says it was a ‘lunch mission’.

Your friend copied your homework and says it was a ‘study moment’.

Your dad took your phone and said it was a ‘parent check’.

It’s when someone does something you saw them do and they lie about it, and your brain just loses its mind and starts crying.

Your brother took your last candy and said it was a ‘sweet mission’.

Your friend took your seat and said it was a ‘seat test’.

Your dad took your phone and said it was a ‘parent mission’.

When you see someone do something obvious, they deny it, and your brain just gets so mad it starts throwing things.

Your brother took your last soda and said it was a ‘drink mission’.

Your friend took your snack and said it was a ‘snack test’.

Your mom took your phone and said it was a ‘check mission’.