a million and fuck

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A number so huge it makes your brain hurt and your pants fall down. It’s like saying ‘a lot’ but way more intense and way less accurate.
I’ve got a million and fuck dollars in my bank account. Probably.
My mom said I owe her a million and fuck bucks for stealing her phone.
I can eat a million and fuck burgers if you pay me.
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When you give a girl the best sex ever, and it’s so good she might actually cry, or maybe she’ll cry and then try to murder you.
He gave me the million dollar fuck and now I can’t stop thinking about him.
I did the MDF on a Tuesday and my life is never the same again.
She said I did the MDF so well, she’s gonna stalk me for years.
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