A Mikey Walker

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Wanking like you’re the only one in the room and your brain is on fire from dumb luck

I was wanking in the hallway and almost got caught by my mom. I had to hide behind the trash can.

Wanking in the kitchen while my dad was on the phone. He almost caught me, but he thought I was just eating a sandwich.

I was wanking in the bathroom and my little brother walked in. He saw everything and laughed at me like I was a idiot.

Wanking with the confidence of a person who thinks they’re never gonna get caught

I was wanking in the hallway like I was the king of the school. I didn’t even notice my teacher walking by.

Wanking in the library while the librarian was looking at me. I thought she didn’t see me, but she did.

I was wanking in the classroom and my teacher walked in. I had to act like I was just looking at the ceiling.

Wanking so hard you think you’re gonna get caught but you still keep going

I was wanking in the hallway and I heard my mom coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was a mad man.

Wanking in the kitchen and my brother walked in. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was going to win.

I was wanking in the bathroom and I heard my dad coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was on fire.