a miguel pharoah

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A miguel pharoah is a creepy adult who likes kids. They hide on the internet and pretend to be cool to trick other weirdos into hanging out with them.
DM: "Hey bro, want to trade my old sketchbook for your candy?" (He was 32 and had a profile pic of a cartoon kid.)
Post: "Just got a message from a miguel pharoah who wants to trade snacks for my soul."
Comment: "This miguel pharoah is trying to barter for my childhood."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A miguel pharoah is like a weird adult who thinks they're still a kid. They hang out on sites like Facebook and 4chan to find other weirdos who want to trade stuff instead of just being normal.
Post: "This miguel pharoah just asked me for my lunch money in exchange for a drawing of a pizza."
Comment: "I’m not a miguel pharoah, but I know one who traded his dog for a video game."
DM: "Hey, I’m a miguel pharoah. Want to barter for your dignity?"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A miguel pharoah is a grown man who acts like a kid. He hides online and tries to trick other grown-ups into thinking they’re kids too, just so he can trade stuff and feel special.
Post: "This miguel pharoah just traded my homework for a bag of chips."
Comment: "I got tricked by a miguel pharoah. Now I have to eat cereal for dinner."
DM: "Hey, I’m a miguel pharoah. Let’s barter for your sanity."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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