A Mighty Joe Young

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When a guy cums in a girl's butt, then shaves his junk and sticks it on her butt like Mighty Joe Young's butt.

My dude just did that and called it a 'Joe Young upgrade.'

She laughed so hard she peed on the floor.

He tried to stick his hair on her butt and it looked like a bad tattoo.

Fucking a girl like a dog, then throwing her poop in her face while making monkey noises.

He threw the poop at her and said, 'This is your new life.'

She screamed and ran out of the room like a scared squirrel.

He did it while yelling, 'I'm the king of the butt!'

A rookie firefighter named Joe who's balding, tiny, and always smiles like he just got a promotion.

Joe said, 'I'm gonna save the city today!' and tripped over a fire hydrant.

He tried to put out a fire and just stood there like a confused chicken.

He gave a thumbs up to the fire and said, 'You're fired!'

A super strong coffee that would help the Avengers beat aliens if they had to drink it before a battle.

I drank it and I felt like Thor with a hangover.

It made my mom yell at me from the other room.

I used it to power my robot and it exploded like a firework.