A Midsummer Night's Dream

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A guy creeps into a girl's room while she's sleeping and goes for a tongue ride. He leaves like a failure with no rewards, just the joy of being a creepy little twerp.

My cousin ate out his cousin's girlfriend while she was snoring. He got caught by her dog.

My brother slipped into my sister's room and got caught eating her out by her brother.

My friend's dad sneaked into his mom's room and got caught by her cat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A situation so messed up it’s like trying to figure out why the moon is made of cheese.

My math test was this confusing. I thought I was solving for x, but I was solving for why the moon is made of cheese.

My uncle’s story about his life was this confusing. It had more plot twists than a soap opera.

My teacher’s lesson on fractions was this confusing. It was like I was learning to count while blindfolded.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're stuck in a situation that feels like it was pulled directly from a Shakespeare play, but with more drama and less sense.

My mom and dad were fighting like they were in a Shakespeare play. It was like they were both cursed by a witch.

My friend’s crush got lost in a forest. It was like he was in a Shakespeare play and forgot his lines.

My cousin's birthday party turned into a love triangle. It was like a Shakespeare play but with more cake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago