A midnight hooter

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A midnight hooter is someone who thinks the moon is a nightlight and the sun is a loud alarm they hate.

My cousin is a midnight hooter. He texts me at 2 AM about his cat’s opinions on politics.

She’s a midnight hooter. She eats cereal at midnight and judges me for sleeping.

He’s a midnight hooter. He texts me during my lunch break about his midnight snack choices.

A midnight hooter is someone who thinks bedtime is a suggestion, not a rule. They live by the motto: 'Why sleep when you can be annoying?'

My brother is a midnight hooter. He yells at me for being asleep at 1 AM.

She’s a midnight hooter. She texts me at 3 AM about her dreams.

He’s a midnight hooter. He texts me during my dinner about his midnight thoughts.

A midnight hooter is a person who thinks the day is for naps and the night is for chaos. They're like a raccoon with a phone.

My friend is a midnight hooter. She texts me at midnight about her chicken’s latest drama.

He’s a midnight hooter. He texts me during my shower about his midnight snack choices.

She’s a midnight hooter. She texts me at 2 AM about her dreams and my life.