A Michael Bolton

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A talentless, smelly, butt-ugly man who thinks he's the king of music. And he's not even close.
I swear, if he sang one more song, I’d throw my phone at him.
He’s like the worst version of a rock star. With more sweat and less talent.
He’s the reason I hate love songs now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who went from being the worst to becoming a legend after singing with the Lonely Island. Now he’s got a good voice, and everyone’s mad about it.
He went from ‘no talent’ to ‘legend’ because of a song. It’s wild.
He actually has a good voice now. Who saw that coming?
He’s like the underdog who finally won. And it’s awesome.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who makes my heart go boom when he sings ‘When a Man Loves a Woman.’ I live for that song.
That song is pure magic. I listen to it every day.
He’s like the love of my life, but in song form.
Whenever I hear that song, I feel like I’m on cloud nine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy from Office Space who hates his name because of the other name-sucking douchbag he shares it with.
He’s the Office Space guy who can’t stand his name. And the other guy.
He’s like the dork version of a name-sucker.
He’s the reason I hate my name now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who sings like he’s got a cow in his throat and looks like a rejected testicle. Also a character from Office Space.
He sounds like he’s trying to sing while being constipated.
He looks like he’s been hit by a testicle and a cow.
He’s the worst. But I still love him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who loves Jack Sparrow more than anyone and also loves Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich, and Scarface.
He loves Jack Sparrow more than I love pizza.
He’s like the ultimate fan of all time.
He’s got the taste of a movie lover and the heart of a pirate.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the best singer ever, but he’s really just a bad version of a rock star with a bad attitude.
He thinks he’s the best, but he’s just a bad rock star.
He’s like a rock star with a bad attitude and zero talent.
He’s the worst, but he’s the worst in the best way.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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