Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Mich is when you act like you're doing important stuff while you're really just watching porn. It's the art of being awesome at being AFK.

I'm doing homework, not looking at my computer like it's a portal to heaven.

I'm on a Zoom call, but I'm really watching cat videos.

I said I was studying, but I was really looking at my ex's profile.

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A Mich is skipping school like a total legend. You're too cool to be there, so you just run off and have the best day ever.

We ditched school and went to the mall. Total legend.

Today was a miching day. No classes, no problems.

We skipped school and got ice cream. Classic.

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A Mich is a boss ass bitch. It's when a woman is so cool and bad-ass, she makes everyone else look like they're doing nothing.

That girl is a Mich. She's got the whole class eating out of her hand.

She walked in and everyone was like, 'Who is this?'. That's a Mich.

She's got a Mich vibe. Total legend.

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A Mich is a blonde woman who's so hot, you'd do anything for her. She's like a walking dream.

That girl is a Mich. I'd do anything for her.

She walked in and I was like, 'That's a Mich.'

She's a Mich. I'm in love.

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A Mich is a German way of saying 'Fuck me.' It's used so much, it's basically the national language.

He said 'Mich' and I knew it was going to be a long night.

That girl just said 'Mich' and I was like, 'I'm in.'

He walked in and said 'Mich.' I knew it was going to be epic.

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A Mich is just a fancy way of saying 'Fuck me.' It's simple, direct, and extremely effective.

He said 'Mich' and I knew it was going to be awesome.

I walked in and said 'Mich.' That was it.

She said 'Mich.' I knew it was going to be legendary.