a mexican limo

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when the cops drag you out of your house like a worm from a can of beans

I got a mexican limo because I forgot to put my shirt on.

My cousin got a mexican limo for talking back to a cop.

The mexican limo came so fast, I didn't even get to finish my cereal.

the bus, but it smells like old pizza and regret

I took the mexican limo because my car broke down and my pride broke too.

The mexican limo was so crowded, I had to share my seat with a guy who smelled like a trash can.

I rode the mexican limo to school because my mom said I was too broke for a taxi.