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The weight of the Titanic or something just as big and stupid. Like 52,310 tons of pure nonsense.
My mom said I had a metric shit ton of homework.
He ate a metric shit ton of pizza.
The truck had a metric shit ton of dirt on it.
a metric shit ton
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It’s like a metric assload, but even bigger. It’s 204.62262 pounds more than a regular shit ton.
She had a metric shit ton of chores to do.
He drank a metric shit ton of soda.
The bus had a metric shit ton of kids on it.
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A unit of measure. Usually means you’re getting shafted with a ton of work. Everyone loves the metric system.
My boss said I had a metric shit ton of work.
They gave me a metric shit ton of reports.
My math teacher said I had a metric shit ton of homework.
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It’s 1000 shit-liters. That’s a lot of crap. That’s a lot of work.
He had a metric shit ton of dirt to shovel.
She had a metric shit ton of problems.
The lake had a metric shit ton of algae.
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A shitload is a lot, so a metric shit ton is just more of that nonsense. And the metric system is just cool.
He had a metric shit ton of stress.
The kid had a metric shit ton of energy.
The class had a metric shit ton of noise.
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A measurement from Yogscast Sips. It’s about 609.420 kg. It’s mostly used for dirt.
He had a metric shit ton of dirt on his shoes.
The farmer had a metric shit ton of soil.
The hole had a metric shit ton of dirt in it.
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A metric shit ton is like when you’re stuck with 1000 liters of pure crap. It’s the worst.
She had a metric shit ton of chores.
He had a metric shit ton of snacks.
The class had a metric shit ton of noise.