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A chunky metal cup that holds your water like it’s your enemy. It keeps your drink cold enough to freeze your tongue, but you can’t see how much is left unless you’re a psychic.
I tried to drink from my metal bottle and my tongue felt like it was in a freezer. What even is life?
My metal bottle is so full I think it’s gonna punch me in the face.
I poured water into my metal bottle and now I can’t tell if it’s full or if it’s just mad at me.