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When a guy takes a girl home, kicks her in the face like she owes him money, and bolts out the window like he just robbed a bank
My cousin did this to his crush and got banned from TikTok
He kicked her so hard the neighbors called the cops
He left through the fire escape like he was escaping a prison break
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you shove your hand so far up someone’s butt on a soccer field they think you're trying to steal their lunch money and then you eat their beans and take a dump in their butt
He ate the beans and then pooped in her ass like it was a party
They had to cancel the game because he was too busy pooping
She cried so hard the ref gave her a warning
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you take a girl home, kick her in the face, and leave so fast she thinks you're a ghost who just robbed her house
He kicked her so hard she thought she was in a horror movie
He left through the fire escape like he was running from the cops
She texted him later and he just said 'Sorry, had to go'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When two guys are so good at everything, they're like the best version of themselves and also the best version of each other
They're like the Avengers but with more skills and less drama
They're the best at everything like they cheated at life
They're like two gods who decided to play soccer for fun
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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