a message for the future

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I miss you so much I could puke. Keeping my kids alive is my job. One day I’ll be with you, and it’ll be the best day of my life. Until then, I’m gonna keep surviving.

My kids ate the last of the cereal, and I’m too tired to yell.

I sent my kid to bed with a broken leg and no snacks.

I’m gonna cry if I see one more pizza box on the floor.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

I’m 15, I’m doing homework, I have no girlfriend, I have two exes, and they’re both still texting me. I want to be a mechanical engineer so I can pay rent and not get kicked out. My favorite games are Deepwoken and Roblox, and I listen to stupid songs on Spotify while I eat grilled cheese.

I just failed math, but I still play video games until 2 a. m.

My dad grilled cheese for me, and I didn’t even ask for it.

I got a C on my homework and am still going to play Roblox.

by Slangipedia 5d ago