a mess of sin

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a mess of sin is when everything goes wrong at once and you want to scream at the universe for being a total idiot.
My mom called me at 2 AM to tell me my dog ate my homework and my cat threw up on my laptop.
I spilled coffee on my shirt right before my big presentation.
My ex showed up at my birthday party with a new boyfriend and a cake that said 'Still Hot'.
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a mess of sin is like being stuck in a bad dream where everything you touch explodes and your feet are on fire.
I tripped over my cat and knocked over my cereal bowl, which hit my brother in the head.
My phone died during my final exam and I had to write my answers on my pants.
I tried to make breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.
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a mess of sin is when life decides to give you the worst possible day just to mess with you.
I got stuck in traffic, my car wouldn't start, and my coffee was cold.
My dog chewed my homework, my mom yelled at me, and my math test was on the floor.
My pants had a hole, my shoe was missing, and my dog had a hairball in my hair.
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a mess of sin is when you're so tired of everything going wrong that you just want to throw your problems out the window.
I failed my test, my dog barked at my neighbor, and my brother took my last slice of pizza.
My phone was broken, my laptop was dead, and my mom yelled at me for being late.
My dog ran away, my cat knocked over my cereal, and my brother made a mess of my room.
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