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looks like a raccoon kicked your face; acts like a brain-dead donkey; stupid as hell; needs to be put down
Your hair looks like a tornado hit you and you cried for help.
He failed the test and still said it was easy.
She tried to explain calculus like it was a fairy tale.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
2
the human version of a toaster that caught on fire and screamed
Emma Shaffer walked into class wearing pajamas and a hat made of socks.
She said the sky was green and it was Monday.
She brought a cat to the math test and it hissed at the numbers.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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drunk like a sailor after a pirate battle; tripping over people like they’re stepping stones; picking fights with kids on bikes like they owe you money
He drank six beers and tried to dance with the principal.
He shook hands with a kid and the kid cried.
He fought a kid on a bike and lost because the kid had a helmet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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teasing someone like they’re a baby; pulling pranks like it’s your job; making a fool out of someone like they’re a clown
He pulled a whoopee cushion out of his pants during lunch.
He told the teacher the dog ate her homework and it was true.
He tricked the class into thinking the fire alarm was broken and it wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
5
as confused as a chicken in a blender; doesn’t know up from down; just plain dumb
He thought Monday was the end of the week and cried.
He tried to do math with a pencil and it was a disaster.
He said the moon was made of pizza and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
6
you can yell mess at someone when they do something so stupid it makes your brain hurt; you can say it when they’re so embarrassing it feels like you’re in the room with them
He fell off the roof and said it was a ‘cool move.’
She told the principal the school was haunted by unicorns.
He tried to explain algebra using a pizza and it didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a word that means a lot, like a whole bunch, or so much it’s ridiculous
He ate mess amounts of candy and got sick.
She had mess of friends and they all came to her party.
He did mess of homework and it took forever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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