A Melvin

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A Melvin is like a weak peenie that doesn't even have the guts to come out. It just plops out like a sad excuse for a snack.
Bro, my Melvin was worse than my dad's second marriage.
I had a Melvin so weak, my dog laughed at me.
My Melvin was like a leaky faucet, slow, annoying, and never done.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is a band so loud, they made Kurt Cobain cry. They’re like the grunge gods, but with more dirt and fewer fashion choices.
Melvin’s music was so loud, my cat ran away.
They’re the reason I dropped out of band class.
I listened to Melvin so much, my mom thought I was in a cult.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is a band so good, they could beat your grandma in a talent show. They’ve been around so long, they’ve probably seen your dad’s first tattoo.
Melvin’s music is better than my math teacher’s voice.
They’ve been around since before my mom’s hair started thinning.
They’re so good, even my dog dances to their music.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is the definition of awesome. It’s like when your mom gives you a gold star, but also a free pizza.
Melvin is so awesome, I named my goldfish after them.
They’re the reason I got straight A’s in school.
Melvin is the best, like my dad’s second marriage, but better.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is a ninja so powerful, he could beat Chuck Norris in a karate match. He’s like a walking legend with a side of drama.
Melvin could beat my dad in a karate match.
He’s so powerful, he could beat my teacher’s dad.
Melvin is the ninja king, and I’m just a peasant.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is a guy so hot, he could make your crush jealous. He’s like a walking dream with a side of homework.
Melvin is hotter than my crush’s mom.
He’s so hot, my dog stared at him for ten minutes.
He’s like a walking dream, and I’m just a sad student.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Melvin is a wedgie so bad, it feels like your pants are trying to murder you. It’s like your butt is screaming for help.
Melvin gave me a wedgie so bad, my pants were crying.
It was like my butt was on fire.
My Melvin was so bad, my mom called the police.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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