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A loud, brainless, cocky jerk who thinks he’s the king of the world. He talks about his sex life like it’s a job interview, but deep down he’s just sad and tries to cover it up with fake confidence.
'I’ve got 10 girls on the side, bro. You’re just a wallflower.', said while wearing a hoodie and eating chips at 3 AM.
'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said after getting kicked out of a bar for talking too loud.
'I’m not sad. I’m just... chill.', said while crying into a pizza box at midnight.
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person ever. He yells about how he’s got it all, but he’s just another loser who hides his sadness with dumb comments and bad decisions.
'I’m getting a million followers. You’re just a nobody.', said while posting a blurry selfie from a phone with a broken screen.
'I don’t need friends. I’ve got my dignity.', said after getting dumped on Instagram stories.
'I’m not depressed. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while eating three burgers for lunch.
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A self-important, obnoxious idiot who talks too much and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s actually a sad, confused mess who hides it by being loud and pretending he’s got it all together.
'I’m gonna be rich. Just wait.', said after getting kicked out of a store for trying to steal a snack.
'I don’t need a girlfriend. I’ve got my pride.', said after his ex broke up with him on TikTok.
'I’m not sad. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while crying into a soda at 2 AM.
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A smug, brainless loudmouth who thinks he’s got everything. He talks about his life like he’s on TV, but he’s really just a sad guy who hides his sadness with fake confidence and bad choices.
'I’ve got 20 girls on the side. You’re just a nobody.', said while wearing a hat that said 'I’m cool.'
'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said while posting a video of him tripping over a chair.
'I’m not sad. I’m just... chill.', said while eating cereal at 4 AM.
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A loud, dumb, self-centered jerk who thinks he’s the best. He talks about his life like he’s a rockstar, but he’s really just a sad, confused guy who hides it by being loud and fake.
'I’ve got 100 girls on the side. You’re just a wallflower.', said after getting kicked out of a restaurant.
'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said after posting a video of him eating a whole pizza by himself.
'I’m not sad. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while crying into a bag of chips at midnight.
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