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Melania is a hot mess who thinks she's a queen. She's all about the drama, the side-eye, and the fake smiles. If you end up with her, you're either brave or stupid.

'I’m not crying, I’m just extremely blessed.', Melania, after getting a new outfit and a compliment.

'You’re not the boss of me!', Melania, when her husband told her to stop talking.

'I’m not a gold digger, I’m a diamond thief.', Melania, during a tax audit.

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The most toxic woman on the planet. She’s got a ego the size of a spaceship and a temper that could burn down a whole city. She’s the reason why people have anxiety.

'I’m not insecure, I’m just strategically confident.', Melania, after getting roasted on social media.

'I’m not shy, I’m just giving you a chance to prove your worth.', Melania, at a dinner party.

'I don’t need love, I need a crown.', Melania, when her husband forgot her birthday.

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Melania is a copycat who thinks she's original. She steals speeches like they’re going out of style and acts like she invented them.

'I didn’t copy her, I just gave her a little help.', Melania, after using Michelle Obama’s speech verbatim.

'They’re just jealous of my talent.', Melania, when someone called her out for plagiarism.

'I’m not a copycat, I’m a speech whisperer.', Melania, during a press conference.

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A woman who’ll marry any guy who can write her a check. She doesn’t care about love, just the size of the bank account.

'I married him for the money, not the love.', Melania, after her husband got a new job.

'He’s rich, and that’s all I needed.', Melania, during an interview.

'I didn’t love him, I just liked his credit score.', Melania, in a text to her friend.

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A greedy woman who only likes you if you’re rich. She’s all about the cash and doesn’t care about your feelings.

'I don’t love you, I just like your bank account.', Melania, after her husband broke up with her.

'You’re only as good as the money you bring me.', Melania, during a divorce.

'I don’t need love, I need a paycheck.', Melania, in a tweet.

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A woman who married a billionaire but acts like she’s still struggling. She’s got the looks, the money, but no idea how to use them.

'I’m not rich, I’m just extremely blessed.', Melania, after getting a new mansion.

'I didn’t get married for the money, I got married for the respect.', Melania, during a press interview.

'I’m not a milf, I’m a full-time diva.', Melania, in a Instagram post.

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