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the girl who shows up to NA meetings just so she can flirt with the guys who are still sober enough to talk

'I came to NA for the recovery, but I stayed for the hot guy in the back who still remembers his first name.'

'I only go to meetings so I can walk out with a new guy on my arm.'

'I'm here for the sobriety, but I'm leaving with a date.'

the chick who uses every meeting like it's a dating app and the guy in recovery is her next match

'I swipe left on the guys who still drink, but I swipe right on the ones who are trying.'

'I came for the meetings, but I got a boyfriend.'

'I'm not here for the sobriety, I'm here for the guy who still remembers his ex's name.'

the girl who shows up to NA meetings like it's a coffee shop and the guy in recovery is her barista

'I just came to NA for the free coffee and the hot guy who still remembers how to make it.'

'I don't need a date, I just need someone who knows how to make a latte.'

'The guy in recovery is my favorite barista, and I'm not even in recovery.'