a mediocrity from the suburbs

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a woman who looks like she got lost on the way to being hot and can't even fake it in the bedroom

She looks like she ate a sandwich and called it a fashion statement.

Her bedroom skills are like a microwave that only has one setting.

She tried to be cool but just ended up being average.

a woman who is so-so looking and so-so at sex, like she’s just trying to get by

She looks like she got a B in looks and a C in life.

She can’t even make a decent orgasm, it’s like she’s just going through the motions.

She’s the kind of person who wears pajamas to the grocery store.

a woman who is so average she makes the average person look good

She’s like the background of a party, you don’t notice her until someone leaves.

She’s the reason why average is the new cool.

She’s the kind of person who doesn’t even know how to be bad at something.