A mean old cuss

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A grumpy old man who yells at everything like he’s been stuck in a bathroom for 50 years
He screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper.
He threw his coffee at a kid for walking on the sidewalk.
He cursed the sky for being too bright on a Monday.
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A sour-faced old man who thinks life is a never-ending punishment from God
He yelled at the dog for barking at a squirrel.
He blamed the weather for his bad mood.
He called the grocery store a 'dump' for not having enough snacks.
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A man who takes joy in being a pain in the neck and the butt and the backside
He gave the waiter a bad tip for not bringing extra ketchup.
He cussed the TV for showing a happy commercial.
He insulted the sun for rising too early.
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