a meal

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A meal is when someone is so full they look like they just got hit by a food truck. You wanna give them a high five and a plate of fries.
I ate so much pizza I looked like a meatball with a side of regret.
She ate three burgers and looked like a meatloaf.
He ate a whole pie and now he’s a pie man.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when you walk by a restaurant and your stomach starts screaming at you. You argue with your wallet and it says, 'No meal, no joy.'
I saw a taco place and my stomach yelled, 'I want tacos!'
My wallet said 'no' and I said 'yes' to a burger.
I walked by a burger place and my stomach did a backflip.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when someone gets so fat after eating that they look like a meatball that just got hit by a food truck. They must've eaten like a pig at a buffet.
He ate a whole pizza and now he’s a walking meatball.
She ate like a cow and now she’s a cow.
He looked like a pig that just got fed a whole pig.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when you see someone so hot you want to eat them. You look at them and say, 'I’m gonna eat you like a sandwich.'
I saw a hot guy and said, 'I’m gonna eat you like a meatball.'
She was so hot I wanted to eat her like a pizza.
He looked like a burger and I wanted to eat him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when a girl lies on a table and you put food in her. It’s like a sexual thing where you do 'third base' with a plate of spaghetti.
She was on a table and I put pasta in her. That’s third base.
He put lasagna in her and said that was his favorite base.
She was on a table and I ate her like a salad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when you wake up after a night of hooking up and have to eat with the person you hooked up with. It’s like eating a burger with your ex and it’s bad.
I woke up after a hook-up and had to eat with my ex.
We had a meal after a hook-up and it was like eating a sad burger.
I had a meal with my ex and it was like eating a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A meal is when you’re wasted and you get a McDonald’s meal and you think it’s the best thing in the world. You say 'meal' like it’s a superhero.
I got a meal and said, 'This is the best thing ever!'
I was wasted and I ate a meal like it was a magic potion.
I got a meal and I said, 'Meal, save me!'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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