a mcgriddle

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To McGriddle is to order a breakfast sandwich like a McGriddle, let it sit in the wrapper like it’s dying, then stuff it under your junk and run around like a chicken with its head cut off to warm it up before giving it to someone else like you just saved their life.

I McGriddled my McGriddle so hard I got a flat tire and a heartburn.

My McGriddle was so cold it made my breakfast sandwich cry.

I McGriddled my McGriddle so much I became a breakfast sandwich myself.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A McGriddle is a breakfast sandwich that tastes like it was made by a man who just woke up, ate a whole pizza, and then screamed into a blender.

I tried a McGriddle and it tasted like regret.

My McGriddle was so bad I gave it a nickname: 'The McGriddle of Doom.'

I ate a McGriddle and now I live in a world of bacon and shame.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A McGriddle is a guy who used to be in shape but then turned into a walking pizza with legs and a soul full of meat.

My friend is a McGriddle and he eats a whole pizza for breakfast.

My neighbor is a McGriddle and he sleeps in a burger wrapper.

My uncle is a McGriddle and he once tried to wrestle a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A McGriddle is a breakfast sandwich with eggs, meat, cheese, and bread, and it’s so good that even the Indians in the back of the bus eat it like it’s their last meal.

I ate a McGriddle and it was so good I forgot my own name.

My mom eats McGriddles like they’re going out of style.

The Indian kid in my class eats McGriddles every morning and he’s got a GPA of 4.0.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A McGriddle is your testicles when you’re mad and you’re trying to say something rude but you don’t want to sound like a baby.

My McGriddle is so big it has its own Instagram.

I called my dad a McGriddle and he laughed so hard he got a flat tire.

My McGriddle is so strong it can bench press a whole sandwich.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

To McGriddle is to be the worst at baseball, or just be the worst at everything in general.

I McGriddled my way through the whole game and got a strikeout for my trouble.

My McGriddle is so bad it can’t even hit a ball.

I McGriddled so hard I got a red card and a burger.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A McGriddle is a pancake and muffin deal that is so bad it makes you question your life choices and your mom’s taste in food.

I ate a McGriddle and now I live in a world of regret and syrup.

My McGriddle was so bad I gave it a nickname: 'The McGriddle of Shame.'

I McGriddled my way through breakfast and now I can’t feel my toes.

by Slangipedia 5d ago