A Maybe

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A person who was born in May. Also known as the worst month for birthdays because everyone is a May baby and you have to deal with their dumb ass all year.
My cousin is a May baby and she acts like she's the most important person in the world.
My teacher is a May baby and she gives extra homework just because.
My dog is a May baby and he barks at the mailman every day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman's sneaky way of saying no when she acts like she's giving you a chance to get lucky.
She said 'a maybe' and I still showed up at her house wearing a suit.
He waited two hours for her reply and she said 'a maybe' again.
I drove three hours for a 'maybe' and she was at the mall with her best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that makes guys feel like they're being disrespected and it's not even fair.
'A maybe' came in and I felt like I was being insulted by a toddler.
He asked me out and I said 'a maybe' and he got angry.
She said 'a maybe' and I was too proud to ask again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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An excuse used to keep you hanging on to hope when you should have just given up.
He said 'a maybe' and now I wait for a text that will never come.
She said 'a maybe' and I still bought her flowers for no reason.
He said 'a maybe' and I showed up at the party alone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lazy way of spelling maybe that only people who think they're cool can use. It's like being a poser.
He said 'a maybe' and I said 'a maybe' too just to sound cool.
She used 'a maybe' in her text and now I think she's a poser.
He said 'a maybe' and now I think he's trying too hard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The exact same thing as no. Just a fancy way to say you don't want to do it.
He said 'a maybe' and I knew he was lying.
She said 'a maybe' and I still showed up.
He said 'a maybe' and I walked out of the room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kid who got a tattoo from the Fallout games and now thinks he's some kind of rebel.
He got ink spots and now he calls himself a Fallout kid.
She got ink spots and now she thinks she's the main character of the game.
He got ink spots and now he won't talk to anyone who didn't play Fallout.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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