A max tier simp

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A max tier simp is a person who thinks their crush is better than food and would burn their wallet to get a text back.

I spent my entire paycheck on a bouquet of roses and now I’m eating expired pizza.

I skipped lunch just to send a 30-minute voice note.

I bought her a $200 gift card and got a ‘hi’ in return.

A max tier simp is someone who would let their stomach growl just to make their crush smile.

I had to eat cereal for a week because I spent all my money on her Instagram story.

I skipped dinner to go to her school and got yelled at by her mom.

I bought her a coffee and got a ‘thanks’ and a ‘byes’.

A max tier simp is the kind of person who would sell their soul just to get a like on a post.

I sold my soul for a like and now I’m stuck in a cursed app.

I spent my paycheck on a gift card and she didn’t even reply.

I went without food for a week just to get her to message me.

A max tier simp is someone who would die for their crush and would rather be dead than not get a reply.

I would rather be dead than not get a reply from her.

I sent her 100 messages and got one ‘ok’.

I skipped my birthday party just to text her.

A max tier simp is a person who thinks their crush is the only one worth their time and would eat dirt for a kiss.

I ate dirt for a kiss and got a ‘meh’.

I skipped my entire week of meals just to get a kiss.

I would eat dirt if she asked me to.

A max tier simp is someone who would let their dog starve just to get their crush to say ‘hi’.

I let my dog starve for a week just to get a ‘hi’.

I gave my dog my last snack to text her.

I skipped my dog’s meal to text her.