Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This guy looks like he ate a whole pizza and a raccoon. His beard is so thick it could hide a murder.

'I weigh 300 pounds and I still eat like I'm 12.'

'My beard is so full of dirt I could grow a garden in it.'

'I once tried to shave and it looked like I had a face full of ants.'

2

Every time this guy opens his mouth, he spits out more lies than a dog spits out bones.

'I make $10,000 a month. I swear.'

'I once sold a fake diamond to my own mom.'

'I told my boss I was sick. I was just high.'

3

This guy loves gingers so much, he’d probably marry a ginger chicken if it asked him.

'I dated a ginger girl. She was hot. I dated a ginger cat. He was cute.'

'I once tried to convince a ginger dog to be my girlfriend.'

'I bought a ginger chicken for my birthday. It was the best gift ever.'

4

This guy doesn't have a Facebook. He has an Ebay. And it's full of trash.

'I sold my old TV on Ebay. It was still working.'

'I once sold my mom's wedding ring for $20.'

'I put my pet snake on Ebay. It didn’t get sold.'

5

This guy lives in a place so dirty, even a rat would call it a dump.

'I live in a hole in the ground. It's got a roof and everything.'

'My room smells like a dead dog.'

'I once tried to sleep and there was a mouse on my face.'