A Maverick Minute

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A time period that could be 5 minutes or 3 days, depending on how much your bro talks about it like it's the end of the world.
'Man, this Maverick Minute is gonna change everything!', 2 hours later, he's still talking about a muffin.
'I started this Maverick Minute at 9 AM, and now it's 11 PM.', Also, he’s still wearing his pajamas.
'This Maverick Minute is the most important thing since the invention of pizza.', He’s not wrong, but he’s also not right.
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When your bro tells you something took a Maverick Minute, it means he either forgot the time or just got distracted by his own coolness.
'I spent a Maverick Minute trying to find my keys.', He was actually looking for his phone, which he had in his hand the whole time.
'That Maverick Minute was the most intense 2 minutes of my life.', He was yelling at a toaster.
'I had a Maverick Minute to get ready for school.', He was still in his pajamas at 8:30 AM.
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A Maverick Minute is like a bro’s version of a time limit, it’s not a time limit, it’s a bro limit.
'I had a Maverick Minute to finish my homework.', He spent it arguing with his dog about the meaning of life.
'That Maverick Minute was the longest 5 minutes of my life.', He was still talking about it 2 days later.
'I had a Maverick Minute to get out of the house.', He was still in his pajamas 3 days later.
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