a masturbating possum

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When your brother sees you in his room and he pretends to be dead because he’s too embarrassed to stop jacking off.

Bro walked in on me eating cereal while I was jacking off. I played dead and he just left.

My brother saw me in his room and he flipped out. I played possum and he left like I was a ghost.

He walked in on me while I was jacking off. I played dead and he ran out screaming like a baby.

When you catch your brother in the act and he acts like he’s a dead animal to avoid getting called out.

I walked in on my brother and he played possum like I was his enemy.

He was jacking off and I walked in. He played dead like I was going to report him to the cops.

I saw my brother in the middle of jacking off. He played possum like I was a detective.

When your brother is caught jacking off and he acts like he’s a dead animal to avoid getting roasted.

He was jacking off and I walked in. He played dead like I was going to send him to jail.

My brother saw me in his room and he played possum like I was going to expose him to the whole school.

He was jacking off when I walked in. He played dead like I was going to beat him up.