A Mason

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A Mason is a guy who builds stuff just to knock it down later, like a jerk who messes up your perfect day for no reason.
I built this wall, and then Mason came and kicked it down like it was nothing.
He spent all day setting up the game, and then he destroyed it just to see me cry.
He built my treehouse, then he threw a brick through the roof because he was mad about something.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mason is the worst judge ever, like a biased idiot who tries to make you look guilty just to get a laugh.
He said I was guilty of stealing candy even though I had a witness.
He didn't even listen to my side of the story, he just yelled at me.
He gave me a lifetime sentence for stealing a single pencil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
Mason is a godlike human being, the kind of guy who makes your heart skip a beat just by smiling at you.
He texted me 'I miss you' while I was stuck in traffic and it made me laugh all the way home.
He came into the room and I suddenly felt like the luckiest person on Earth.
He gave me a high-five and I felt like I could conquer the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
4
A Mason is a friendly guy, but if you bug him, he'll flip out and beat you up like a madman.
He was just being cool until I said something stupid, and then he beat me up.
He took my lunch money and told me to shut up.
He told me to stop messing with him, or he'd beat me up again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mason is a guy who stands behind you like a coward, never helping even when it’s easy.
He stood there and watched me fight the whole time.
He had the chance to help me, but he just stood there like a coward.
He had the power to help me, but he chose to let me struggle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
6
A Mason is a guy who sticks his finger up your butt just because he feels like it.
He stuck his finger up my butt during lunch and I got detention.
He did it in front of the whole class and I was so embarrassed.
He did it while I was trying to eat my sandwich and it was the worst day ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mason is a god, the kind of guy who could make you believe the sky is falling just by looking at you.
He told me the sky was going to fall and I believed him.
He made me think I was going to die just by smiling at me.
He said the sky was falling and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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