Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mask is what a guy shows off in the parking lot like it's the Super Bowl.

My buddy Dave pulled out his mask like it was the final round of a dick contest.

He stood there like he was gonna beat up the whole school with that thing.

I told him it was just a flappy thing and he said I was a coward.

2

A mask is when two people meet in person while the whole world is stuck at home and everyone else is screaming into a pillow.

My mom met her friend in the park and they both wore masks like they were on a mission.

They didn’t even talk. Just waved and left.

It was like they were hiding from the virus and the whole world was watching.

3

A mask is when leaders get all stressed about face masks because they don’t want people to panic and start stealing them all.

The president said, 'If people panic, they’ll take all the masks and I’ll be stuck with nothing.'

The prime minister cried at a press conference because he had no mask.

The mayor threatened to take masks from the hospital if people kept hoarding them.

4

Masking is when autistic people learn to act like everyone else just to fit in and not get called weird.

He learned to smile when he was actually feeling like a broken robot.

She pretended to laugh at jokes she didn’t get.

He made a whole list of fake emotions just to get through the day.

5

A mask is a song that makes your brain melt and your soul cry. It’s by some kid on YouTube named Dream.

I played it in my car and my dog started howling.

My sister said it was worse than her math test.

I tried to sing it and my voice came out like a broken cat.

6

A mask is when you hide your real face and pretend you’re someone else just to get through the day.

He wore a mask at work so no one would know he cried in the break room.

She smiled at everyone like she was happy even though she was dying inside.

He said, 'I’m fine,' but his mask was leaking sadness.

7

A mask is when you cover up who you really are and act like someone else for the whole day.

She went to work as a normal person but was actually a total mess inside.

He covered up his bad mood like he was on a mission.

He said, 'I’m fine,' but his mask was breaking apart.